So it was sent to me in e-mail i can't help but put my smart ass comments next to hey some my be true and even googled ..lol
Things to ponder, and discuss with friends!!!
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> Can you cry under water? I beleive you can cry underwater if i can cry in a shower i'm under water ... HAHA laugh damn it!
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> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? answer is simple do you make more money then the average joe? do you screw over a number of people with out them knowing it? are you working for the GOV? if you answered yes to all of these you won't get murdered you will just die! or get assassined
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> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? A penny for your thoughts someone must want my thoughts when i add my two cents i don't care if you want my thoughts or not your going to hear them! :)
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> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? there are no clothing in heaven we are all NAKED !!!
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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box? have you ever seen how round boxes close.. the average joe wouldn't be able to open the box therefore would sue the pizza place stateing the boxes are child proof and the peizza is rotting and i'm having mental issues dealing with this! -- then they would win a 200,000 buck case
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> What disease did cured ham actually have? ham -- ummm i think it did cure something at one time! but the only thing i can think of is the desease of nothing to eat! <-- lame i iknow
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? omg you still think they landed.. here i'll put you on the moon
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> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? becuase in that two hours the baby sleeps soundly undisturbed you can clean next to them no wakkkyyy!!!
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> Can you cry under water? I beleive you can cry underwater if i can cry in a shower i'm under water ... HAHA laugh damn it!
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> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? answer is simple do you make more money then the average joe? do you screw over a number of people with out them knowing it? are you working for the GOV? if you answered yes to all of these you won't get murdered you will just die! or get assassined
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> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? A penny for your thoughts someone must want my thoughts when i add my two cents i don't care if you want my thoughts or not your going to hear them! :)
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> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? there are no clothing in heaven we are all NAKED !!!
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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box? have you ever seen how round boxes close.. the average joe wouldn't be able to open the box therefore would sue the pizza place stateing the boxes are child proof and the peizza is rotting and i'm having mental issues dealing with this! -- then they would win a 200,000 buck case
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> What disease did cured ham actually have? ham -- ummm i think it did cure something at one time! but the only thing i can think of is the desease of nothing to eat! <-- lame i iknow
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? omg you still think they landed.. here i'll put you on the moon
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> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? becuase in that two hours the baby sleeps soundly undisturbed you can clean next to them no wakkkyyy!!!
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> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? depends on if it's a hearing or a trial
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> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? tv is an object a movie is a group of recorded thoughts and talks
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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? bad eye sight? to see what humans have done to earth? shall i continue?
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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. do you really want to undress infront of someone that's like a strip tease how rude tease!!
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> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? because i am women and that's how i like it!
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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? good question but just because you don't like burnt toaste don't mean the crazy dude down the street dont!
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> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? What,, who is jimmy why does he crack corn.. he has a song! well most likely somoene wanted to try to make a proffit!
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> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? because he is an techy not a construction worker!
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
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> They're both dogs! Goofy get it! goofy has to have some sort of goofy loopy trademark
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> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? it's the journy dude not the distination
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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? considering you just took too food and transformed it to humanYUCKY... could be made from baby's
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
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> They're both dogs! Goofy get it! goofy has to have some sort of goofy loopy trademark
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> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? it's the journy dude not the distination
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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? considering you just took too food and transformed it to humanYUCKY... could be made from baby's
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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? yes it does catchy little tune!!!
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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above? had to make sure i remembered twinkle twinkly and i didn't sing both of them tho i like to sing i just sung one and insterted parts of the other it fits!
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> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? every notice how bad human breath smells and how fresh real air smells? don't we give off carbon and take in oxygen if so a dog must be the same way i mean can you breath the same breath for how long befor you die of lack of oxygen
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> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
yes i am glad i gave it to _____ :) love ya!
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